Noor 'Munchkin' Manya's Desperate and Delusional Comparison:

Equating His Brother's Luxury with an Indian Village Imam’s Poverty

It seems Noor Manya, Bicknell's very own Rumpelstiltskin, is scraping the bottom of the barrel in his latest attempt to salvage the wreckage of his brother’s tarnished reputation. Sharing an audio of Shaykh Abdul Rashid Ajmeri’s talk in India, where the Shaykh was addressing the abysmal financial conditions of poverty-stricken Imams in small Indian villages, Noor wants to somehow equate that with Suhail Manya’s situation.  Our Muslim brethren are among the most impoverished minorities in India, with many living below the extreme poverty line of $1.90 per day. This harsh reality extends to the imams who serve these destitute villages.

Let’s pause and reflect for a moment, and acknowledge the sheer absurdity of Noor’s disgraceful attempt at comparison.

A Tale of Two Imams: One in India, One in Luxury

The Indian village Imam struggles to feed his family, lives in crumbling conditions, and receives wages that barely cover his most basic needs. He likely walks to the masjid or rides a worn-out bicycle, wearing simple, often patched-up clothing, with no prospect of ever owning a car—let alone a top-end, luxury model. Leads Salah and educates children year-round, enduring the sweltering heat and relentless mosquito-infested monsoon seasons.

Now, let’s turn to our local "oppressed" Imam, Manya.

🔹 Luxury Car Enthusiast – Manya drives around in top-end luxury vehicles, which alone would cover the yearly wages of multiple village Imams.
🔹 Affluent Lifestyle – He jets off to the "fahsha capital" of the Middle East whenever he pleases for his lavish getaways.
🔹 Designer Everything – From his spectacles to his watch, from his shoes to his perfume—everything reeks of indulgence. Let’s not forget, his perfume collection alone could sustain an entire Indian Imam’s family for months.
🔹 Mortgage-Free Home  – He lives in a £250k+ property in an affluent area, away from the community he supposedly serves—unlike the humble village Imam who lives among his people, sharing their struggles.

🔹Working in the lap of comfort—climate-controlled surroundings, heating at the push of a button, and cooling at one’s convenience.

Yet, Noor Munchkin Manya expects the community to pity his charlatan of a brother and equate him with struggling scholars in India?

The Desperation is Showing

Noor needs to wake up and smell the designer oud—his brother is no underpaid, mistreated scholar. If anything, he has been the one exploiting the masjid, draining funds, fleecing the community, and burdening the masjid with legal fees because of his reckless behaviour.

This pitiful attempt at drawing moral equivalence is a new low in the Manya camp’s propaganda. Instead of trying to misuse the words of a respected scholar to shield a disgraced, power-hungry fraud, maybe Noor should reflect on the actual suffering of those Indian scholars—and see just how far removed his luxury-loving, power-obsessed brother is from them.

Respected by Who? Certainly Not the Scholars

Let’s also not forget—Shaykh Ajmeri, whose words Noor is trying to weaponise, refuses to even step foot into Tauheedul anymore. The very ulama that once used to visit Tauheedul have distanced themselves from Manya because they see him for what he truly is—an ego-driven, dunya-obsessed charlatan.

If Noor really wants to paint his brother as a "victim," maybe he should start by addressing why so many respected scholars want nothing to do with him anymore.

But then again, he’s too busy clutching at straws—hoping no one notices how badly this little PR stunt has failed.

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Manya’s Devil Pride in Action

"The devil's pride. Who is anyone to tell me ? Who is anyone to tell me ? If anyone has then courage, tell me ?  If someone tells me, I will fight with him.  Brother, fight with your own ego.  Fight with the devil.  Do not like to fight with your Muslim brother.  This pride in the world will deprive you.  Such people will not be blessed with the kalimah at the time of death.  May Allah protect."

The words of Suhail Manya in this snippet could almost be mistaken for a moment of self-awareness—if only they weren’t dripping with sheer hypocrisy.

Manya’s talk about pride and arrogance would be laughable if it weren’t so tragically hypocritical. In this snippet, he warns against ego, fighting, and arrogance, yet his own actions, as documented in the damning HR report, expose him as the living contradiction of his own words.

“The devil’s pride. Who is anyone to tell me? Who is anyone to tell me? If anyone has the courage, tell me?”

Manya should know all about the devil’s pride—after all, it was his own unchecked arrogance that led to the destruction of Tauheedul’s unity, the breakdown of its governance, and the toxic culture of intimidation that his leadership fostered. When told by the trustees, committee, and even external HR consultants that his behavior was unacceptable, he dismissed every warning, ignored every protocol, and reinstated himself in blatant defiance of governance.

“If someone tells me, I will fight with him.”

And fight he did—but not with his ego, not with his desires, and certainly not against the devil. He fought with trustees, committee members, teachers, and musallis. He instigated altercations, provoked physical fights, and created an atmosphere of hostility inside the very House of Allah.

The HR report explicitly found that Manya aggressively confronted two congregants in the mosque, shouting:

🔹 "Now say it, I’m no longer fasting. Go on, say it again.”
🔹 “You want to fight me? Why don’t you fight me now?”

His provocations led to a physical altercation, with shoving and pushing in the masjid, completely disregarding the sanctity of the place he claims to serve. Even his own son assaulted a musalli in the Masjid. Instead of de-escalating tensions as an Imam should, he actively incited violence and division. This wasn’t just poor leadership—it was Gross Misconduct in the eyes of employment law and above all the Akhlaq (character) of someone who claims to be the Imam of the masjid.

“Brother, fight with your own ego. Fight with the devil. Do not like to fight with your Muslim brother.”

So where was this "brotherhood" when he was bullying, intimidating, and physically provoking members of the congregation? Where was this humility when he was plotting behind the scenes, manipulating Mirza Desai and his 7 nodding donkeys to reinstate him against all ethical, legal, and Islamic standards?

“This pride in the world will deprive you. Such people will not be blessed with the Kalimah at the time of death.”

Perhaps the only truthful part of his speech—except he’s too blind to realize he’s describing himself.

🔹 Who refused to acknowledge their wrongdoing? Manya.
🔹 Who rejected every attempt at reconciliation and instead fueled animosity? Manya.
🔹 Who stood at the pulpit week after week, condemning arrogance while basking in his own delusions of grandeur? Manya.

The truth is crystal clear: Manya is nothing more than a walking contradiction, a man who preaches humility while practicing tyranny, a self-styled Imam whose actions reek of arrogance, violence, and self-importance.

For his few remaining blind followers—wake up. Your so-called leader has been exposed by independent investigations, his own actions, and his own words. You can parrot his speeches all you like, but the facts remain: this is not a man of deen, but a man of ego, an enormously fragile one at that.

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Manya’s Khawarij Cult

If anyone still needed proof that Manya has created an extremist cult, Mirza Desai and his fellow imbeciles have kindly provided it on a silver platter.

Back in October, we had Lookman "I'm the Chairman" Desai trying to stir up the zealots, pushing for a Fatwa of Kufr against a Trustee—simply for daring to question about one of Manya’s deranged outbursts from the pulpit. Imagine that! A simple request for guidance, and the response? “Get a Fatwa to Declare him a Kaafir!” That’s the level of lunacy we’re dealing with.

Fast forward to last Saturday, and we have yet another Lukman—the ever-loyal Matadar—elevating his sycophantic stupidity to new heights. Rising from his seat, perhaps believing himself to be divinely inspired, he posed a question to his overlord:

“Should we call those who complained about your speeches Kaafir?”

And what was Pir Manya’s wise response? A smug, knowing smile—as if to say, “Ah, my dear obedient servant, you already know the answer.” No correction. No education. No attempt to rein in this rising wave of dangerous extremism. Just silent approval, watching as the cultism festers.

But hey, maybe Lukman Matadar is onto something. Maybe those who complain against a ‘Moulana’ are automatically Kaafir.

If that’s the case, then by their own idiotic logic, we must also declare Manya himself, Ilyas Darbar as Kaafir ?—after all, they complained about the House of Allah to the Charity Commission and HMRC, right? Let’s not forget the six court applicants who dragged the masjid to court—surely they must be Kaafir too?

But there’s a twist! They only complained about individuals, not the Masjid—so that makes it okay, right? Even though the judge ruled that trustees and committee members weren’t liable for costs?

So let’s get this straight—complaining about Manya is equivalent to challenging God Himself, but taking the House of Allah to court over personal grudges is perfectly fine?

This isn’t just hypocrisy. This is the full-blown birth of an extremist Khawarij like cult, right in front of our eyes.

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Manya’s Selective Morality: Preaching for the Masses, Pardons for His Sugar Daddy

Pardoning His Patron - The Profiteers of Israeli-Endorsed Goods

The Manya-led clueless sheep have truly perfected the art of blind loyalty, falling hook, line, and sinker for the oldest trick in the book—divert, deflect, and deceive. Every time their fascistic leader’s crimes, sins, and sheer corruption are laid bare, his cult-like followers quickly pull out their favourite red herring: "What about Palestine?"

This blatant nifaq (hypocrisy) is most evident in Manya’s prime funders—none other than the Khanjras, Qawwali King Yakub and his Tommy Robinson son, Altaf. These are the same shysters who gorge themselves on £200k of RIBA every year (10% interest per year on £2m loan from themselves to the company)—yes, that’s right, the very thing that Manya himself has thundered against in his many pompous sermons, reminding people of the declaration of war from Allah and His Messenger ﷺ against those who indulge in it. Yet, when it comes to the Khanjras, Manya conveniently loses his voice.

But it doesn’t stop at their love for riba. The same Khanjras, especially the Bruce Forsythe tribute act, Altaf Khanjra now parade themselves as the self-appointed saviours of the Palestinian cause, rake in millions from selling products that have been categorically named by the BDS movement as complicit in Israel’s genocide and illegal occupation. Some of the very brands the BDS movement calls to boycott, but which the Khanjras gleefully stock to pad their already overflowing pockets, include:

• PepsiCo (Pepsi, Mountain Dew, 7 Up, Mirinda, Gatorade, Tropicana, Lipton Iced Teas, Rockstar Energy)
• Nestlé (Perrier, Nescafé, Nespresso, Kit Kat, Smarties, Häagen-Dazs, Purina, Cerelac, Milo, Nestea)
• Coca-Cola (Coca Cola, Sprite, Fanta, Powerade, Minute Maid, Dasani, FUZE Tea)

And the list goes on (click image on the right to see above and more products on the boycott list). Yet, Manya—who is supposedly so concerned about Palestine—has no issue being financially propped up by these riba-loving, Zionist-supporting traders. But of course, what applies to the rest of the ghafileen (heedless masses) doesn’t apply to Manya's beloved sugar daddies.  

Manya has gladly and without hesitation made the Khanjras his sugar daddy, allowing them to prop up his faux charity, 'Hope and Help' (more like Hopeless and Hapless). He has no qualms about being bankrolled by these riba-loving, money-grabbing merchants who have no issue selling Zionist entity related products. After all, Manya’s fiery sermons are meant for the masses—not for his elite backers. For them, his pir status—like the pirs of old—grants them a free pass and a convenient halalization of the haram.

The most glaring proof that none of them actually care about the Palestinian cause? Their absolute waste of £150k on futile phowti and bhowti court cases—filling the pockets of Zionist-aligned lawyers (yes, their own lawyers have actively worked on cases for clients in Israel). Imagine the immense aid that £150k could have provided for the people of Gaza, yet these hypocrites chose to burn it away in legal fees just to massage their egos.

So, next time you hear Manya pontificating about the Palestinian cause or receive a WhatsApp message glorifying Manya's supposed gham (concern) for Palestine, take a moment to ask yourself what he and his corrupt backers have actually done—beyond empty words and self-righteous rhetoric. Because while genuine Muslim charities walk the walk, Manya & Co. are too busy running their mouths and lining their pockets.

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Mirza 'the Village Idiot' Desai: The President Who Didn’t Know How to President 🤡

The Never-Ending Farce of Tauheedul’s “Leadership” – A Gift That Keeps on Giving. Ladies and gentlemen, gather around, for today we present you with a tale of unparalleled buffoonery starring none other than Mirza Lookman Desai, the president who apparently needs a lesson on how to recall things that happened in a meeting and write them down—otherwise known as "taking minutes." 🎭

The scene? A high-stakes meeting with the Charity Commission (CC), the very people looking into the disastrous governance failures of Manya’s loyalist regime. On the agenda:

• Why did Mirza Desai blatantly ignore the damning HR report on Manya and reinstate him like a medieval king pardoning his court jester?
• Why had he not responded to multiple emails from the Charity Commission?
• And where, oh where, were the minutes of committee meetings?

Now, one would expect a dignified leader to muster up some semi-intelligent excuse, maybe even fabricate some bureaucratic nonsense to worm his way out of it. But not our Mirza. No, no, this intellectual heavyweight, this gold-smuggling genius—with all the gravitas of a confused toddler—gave what is possibly the most jaw-droppingly ridiculous response in the history of leadership:

“The previous committee didn’t teach me how to write minutes.”

Let that sink in for a moment.

This "president", this self-declared guardian of the masjid, openly admitted to being too incompetent to document what was said in a meeting, and, in an Oscar-worthy performance of deflection, blamed the previous committee for not providing him a crash course in Basic Common Sense 101.

Even his loyal donkeys—those who usually nod in unison like bobbleheads on a car dashboard—were struggling to hide their embarrassment. As for the seven sane members (who later resigned in sheer frustration), they were on the verge of breaking into uncontrollable laughter, exchanging looks of utter disbelief. Had they really just heard what they thought they heard?

The CC, unimpressed by Desai’s village-level excuse, responded with the ultimate verbal smackdown:

“Are you sure you are fit to be president?”

A question that hung in the air like an anvil over Desai’s already-crumbling credibility.

But oh, it gets better!

As the meeting went on, and Desai continued to stumble through his nonsensical responses, the CC found three more golden opportunities to twist the dagger. On three separate occasions, they pressed him again:

“Are you really sure you are fit to be president?”

And each time, Desai, jittery and nervous, fumbled out the most pathetic response ever muttered by a so-called leader:

"I am, I am fit to be president... I am…"

If you closed your eyes, you could almost mistake his quivering voice for a cross between Apu from The Simpsons and a homeless wino getting shaken awake by a park warden after a long night of guzzling cider on a bench.

Delirious. Deranged. Utterly unfit for leadership.

🔹 The man who didn’t know how to take minutes is in charge of a religious institution.
🔹 The man who couldn’t answer simple governance questions is deciding the fate of a masjid.
🔹 The man who nervously croaked out his own defense like a beaten-down drunkard is Manya’s frontman.

So, dear Manya worshippers, tell us again: is this really the best you could come up with?

If Mirza Desai’s incompetence was a Shakespearean play, it would be a tragicomedy of epic proportions. 🎭

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Manya’s Dwindling Audience: A Pulpiteer Without a Flock

A picture speaks a thousand words, but this one only needs a few: Manya, mid-rant, weaving his usual pulpit gymnastics, addressing a ‘crowd’ of about 40 or 50 souls—half of them children who likely had no choice but to sit through the spectacle.   All of this was captured in a series of pictures sent to us, showing the post-Tarawih fire and brimstone talk by megalomaniac Manya indulging in his usual gibberish-laden rant.
 

Compare this to the days before his mask slipped, when the masjid would be overflowing during Ramadan talks, even when they ran past midnight. When genuine scholars and leaders spoke, the walls of Tauheedul would struggle to contain the sheer number of attendees. That legacy stretched back six decades, to the days when the masjid was just a humble gathering across the road on Altom Street. It was a time of sincerity, respect, and true leadership. Even Manya revelled in the sight of a packed congregation as he fine-tuned his oratory gimmicks - before he was exposed as the charlatan penny shop molvi he really is.

But what do we have now? The aftermath of Manya’s self-inflicted destruction. His arrogance, deception, and power-hungry antics have bled the masjid dry—not just financially, but spiritually. The congregation that once filled every inch of space now barely covers a few rows. The community that once stood united now crosses the road to avoid him. The people who once sat eagerly for post-Tarawih discourses now have no interest in listening to a man who has been exposed as a fraud, a charlatan, and a courtroom jester.

And those who remain? The last few worshippers of Manya Pir Saab, the deluded handful who will eventually wake up, just as the rest have. When that happens, he’ll be left with nothing but an empty pulpit and the echoes of his own hollow rhetoric.

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A Message From a Past Acquaintance of Manya

Message: I came across your site, after speaking to my mum. I don't live in Blackburn anymore, but grew up there, going to Bicknell Mosque and Madrasah until I was 18. I could have told you at 14 that Suhail Manya was unfit to be any sort of leader, let alone teacher. He was a bully, a thug, and a coward. Verbal and physical intimidation and abuse was regular and accepted. If delivered by his hand, it was automatically assumed that it was deserved and appropriate. It is great to see this come out into the light, finally. You are doing a great service. Jazakallah.

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This message serves as yet another damning testament to the reality of Manya the Menace. An old acquaintance, now long removed from Blackburn, reflects on a truth that so many have known for years: Manya was never fit to be a leader, let alone an imam or teacher.

A bully, a thug, a coward—his methods of “teaching” weren’t rooted in knowledge, compassion, or wisdom, but in intimidation, abuse, and brute force. The worst part? It was all accepted. His misplaced authority was never questioned, his actions blindly justified, and his victims left without recourse. The sheer fact that even a 14-year-old could see through him speaks volumes. 

And yet, here we are, decades later, with his worshippers still clutching to the illusion of his so-called “leadership.” But the truth can only be buried for so long. Now, finally, it is seeing the light.

For those still in denial, how much more proof do you need? For those who suffered under his tyranny, vindication is long overdue.

To the sender of this message, Jazakallah khair for your courage in sharing. And to the rest of the community—wake up, before more damage is done.

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Among the Countless Messages Received, This Recent One Strikes a Chord on the Subject of Manya’s Gravitation Towards Like Minded Crooked Charlatans

Message: I think it’s time we tell people that this PhD goon who likes to take secret videos and pictures of people (some would say like someone with a sick voyeuristic disorder) is a thief. A thief who has stolen money from a poor sole and member of our community. Yes, that’s right… he owes thousands of pounds after borrowing money and not paying it back. But, that’s fine because what’s more important is the fact that he has a PhD and likes to call himself Dr as though it gives him some particular kind of social class which is above others. Once a thief, always a thief… can’t trust a single word that comes out of this goons mouth. He should be thinking about how he’s going to pay the thousands of pounds he’s borrowed but never given back.

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It seems that even a PhD can’t teach basic morality. While some would assume higher education comes with higher ethical standards, in this case, it appears to have just inflated the ego of a man who sees himself above accountability.  This sort of behaviour isn't just exclusive to those that spend 5 to 6 years in a seminary (see Manya for details).

A PhD doesn’t absolve one from being a debt-dodging swindler—especially when the money in question belongs to a struggling member of the community. But, of course, his self-proclaimed elite status gives him the apparent right to conveniently "forget" his financial obligations while he parades around as some sort of intellectual superior.

And let's not overlook the disturbing fascination with secret videos and pictures—a voyeuristic tendency that should set off alarm bells. What kind of person fixates on capturing others in secret? Some would argue it’s the behavior of someone with a deeply twisted disorder, one that reeks of hypocrisy when they claim to be upright and virtuous.  What would his employers (Birmingham Newman Uni) make of all this ?

This PhD-wielding fraud should be more concerned about repaying the thousands he owes than playing pretend aristocrat. The reality is simple: once a thief, always a thief. If he can shamelessly steal from a fellow community member, why should anyone trust a single word that drips from his deceitful tongue?

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The Rise of Manya-Worship: A Bid'ah Our Scholars Warned Us About

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Back in the 70s and 80s, our esteemed scholars tirelessly warned us about the dangers of pir-worship and blind following—a disease that had long plagued our Barelwi cousins. They cautioned against the culture of treating religious figures as infallible, where no criticism could be made, no matter how blatant the wrongdoing. The Deobandi maslak prided itself on purity from such corrupt practices, ensuring that scholarship and leadership remained rooted in accountability and adherence to the Qur'an and Sunnah.

But as time has passed, and as those scholars have returned to their Lord, it seems that their warnings have been buried along with them. What’s even more ironic? While our Barelwi brethren have, in many ways, moved away from the extreme pir-worship of the past, the same bid‘ah and ghulu (exaggerated reverence) have now crept into our own community—except this time, it’s disguised under the fraudulent cloak of "Deobandi loyalty."

Just look at the mob surrounding Manya. They cling to him like infallible saint-worshippers, refusing to accept any evidence of his gross misconduct and corruption, even when it’s laid bare in black and white. Even those who claim to be “educated,” some even boasting PhDs, have abandoned basic critical thinking and objectivity. If their academic training has taught them anything, it should have been the ability to assess facts—but instead, they’re the very ones devising ways to shield Manya’s deception from scrutiny. They prove that their PhDs hold no value when it comes to upholding basic moral and ethical values and implementing them in every day life. Their PhDs are just a means to garner and accumulate wealth and power - nothing more.

Where are the "principles of Deoband" that they so loudly claim to follow? When did defending a corrupt imam at all costs become a tenet of our maslak? The reality is these goons have become today’s pseudo-Barelwi pir-worshippers, blindly following a man who has torn apart a masjid, destroyed unity, broken trusts, and repeatedly deceived the community.

The same bid‘ah our elders fought so hard to prevent has now taken hold among the very people who claim to be "true Deobandis." But unlike the past, this cult doesn’t gather at graves—they gather at the feet of Manya, shielding him from accountability, making excuses for his corruption, and attacking anyone who dares to speak the truth.

How shameful. How far we have fallen.

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Manya's Blatant Breach of Trust & Deception (Khiyanah)

Manya's Khiyanah:

• Withholding Marhoom Hafiz Desai’s^ر resignation letter for three months —a blatant betrayal of trust.
• Failing to act with transparency and integrity while in a position of trust.
• Concealing key information from the masjid committee and community.

Evidence:

Qur’an: "Indeed, Allah commands you to render trusts to whom they are due..." Surah An-Nisa: 58

Tafsir Explanation: Ibn Kathir explains that this verse directly commands believers to return Amanah (trusts, responsibilities, or obligations) to their rightful owners, and that violating a trust is a great sin.

Qur’an: “Indeed, We offered the Trust to the heavens and the earth and the mountains, and they declined to bear it and feared it; but man [undertook to] bear it. Indeed, he was unjust and ignorant.” Surah Al-Ahzab (33:72) 

Tafsir Explanation: This verse highlights that Amanah is a huge responsibility—even the mountains refused it! Only a corrupt or ignorant person would betray it.

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Hadith: "When a man speaks a lie, the angels distance themselves from him a mile because of its stench." (Tirmidhi)

The Prophet ﷺ said: “When a man deceives those who trusted him, he will have a flag placed next to him on the Day of Judgment, and it will be said, ‘This is the betrayal of so-and-so.’” - Sahih al-Bukhari (34:403)

“A hypocrite has three characteristics: when he speaks, he lies; when he makes a promise, he breaks it; and when he is entrusted with something, he betrays it.” - Sunan Abi Dawood (3565)

Scholarly Explanation: The Prophet ﷺ has explicitly linked breaking an Amanah with hypocrisy (Nifaq). Such a person is considered among the worst of the hypocrites.

The Prophet ﷺ said: “There is no faith for one who cannot be trusted, and there is no religion for one who cannot keep his promises.” - Sahih Muslim (262)

Scholarly Explanation: Imam Nawawi, in his commentary on this hadith, categorises breaking an Amanah as a major sin and says that a person who consistently does so is in grave danger of falling into disbelief (Kufr).

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Fiqh: The Shariah is clear that withholding an amanah (trust) is a major sin (kabirah). The failure to disclose crucial information regarding Hafiz Desai’s ^ر resignation constitutes a betrayal of trust (khiyanah), which, according to the Hanafi school, is grounds for removal from leadership.

The four major schools of thought (Hanafi, Maliki, Shafi’i, Hanbali) all agree that breaking or withholding an Amanah is a major sin (Kabirah).

🔹 Imam Al-Dhahabi in Kitab al-Kaba’ir (The Book of Major Sins) lists Betrayal of Trust (Khiyanat al-Amanah) as one of the seventy major sins.
🔹 Imam Al-Ghazali in Ihya Ulum al-Din states that withholding an Amanah is a form of financial and moral corruption and can destroy one’s akhirah.

Hanafi Fiqh (Radd al-Muhtar 5:381) -If a person withholds an Amanah knowingly, it is categorised as theft (sariqah), deception (ghish), and betrayal (khiyanah), making it a major sin.

Maliki Fiqh (Bidayat al-Mujtahid 2:273) - A person who withholds an Amanah will be held accountable on the Day of Judgment like a thief.

Shafi’i Fiqh (Nihayat al-Muhtaj 4:130) - The betrayal of trust is a form of oppression (dhulm) and is prohibited by clear texts.

Hanbali Fiqh (Al-Mughni 4:308) - Betrayal of Amanah is an act of major transgression (fisq) and leads to severe punishment in the Hereafter.
 

Question for Manya’s Cultists: ➡ If your beloved “Sheikh” is such a paragon of virtue, why did he effectively withhold a resignation letter and keep it hidden? Is that the “Amanah” of a true leader?

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Manya’s Betrayal of Trust is a Major Sin
 Withholding Marhoom Hafiz Desai’s ^ر resignation letter for 3 months is a blatant betrayal of Amanah.
 Lying to the community about it only compounds the sin.
 According to Qur’an, Hadith, and all four Madhabs, this is a major sin (Kabirah).

For Manya’s Pir Worshipping Cultists:
➡ Are you willing to stand behind a man who has committed a sin equivalent to hypocrisy and theft?
➡ If he was trustworthy, why did he hide a resignation letter from the masjid?
➡ If you claim to follow Islam, why do you defend someone who openly violates one of Islam’s fundamental principles?

Question for those who still read salaat behind him : With the overwhelming evidence before you, do you still believe your Salah will be rewarded when performed behind a flagrant sinner? Imagine standing on the Day of Judgment, only to find the column for Reward for Salah behind Manya marked "ZERO!". Regret and remorse will be futile. Instead, you will be questioned: Why did you knowingly follow a major sinning fasiq, despite the undeniable proof of his treachery (khiyanah) that was laid bare before you? Will you have an answer then?

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 Manya’s Gormless Cult: Silent on His Crimes, Loud on Whataboutism

Here’s just a partial list of the damning misconducts and scandals surrounding Manya, which his blind followers conveniently ignore. Instead of responding to these serious allegations, they deflect with pathetic attempts like "What about Palestine?"—as if that erases the corruption, lies, and destruction he has caused.

Just Some of Manya's Long List of Misconduct & Crimes

1. The HR Investigation – Proven Misconduct

🔹 Instant dismissal recommended due to serious breaches of conduct.
🔹 Withheld Marhoom Hafiz Desai’s ^ر  resignation letter for three months—a clear act of dishonesty and betrayal.
🔹 Manipulated and gaslit the committee, creating division and mistrust.
🔹 Encouraged hooliganism and thuggery from his mob to get his way. Including fitnah in the Masjid.

2. Financial Crimes & Corruption

🔹 Attempted to transfer Bolton Darul Uloom’s charity assets into his own newly created charity—was caught and removed.
🔹 Whistleblowing Tauheedul to HMRC on staff wages, causing financial chaos and near bankruptcy.
🔹 Wasted £150k on futile court cases instead of using those funds to actually help the Palestinian cause he pretends to care about.
🔹 Fleeced Tauheedul of over £50k, because of the court cases, draining the mosque’s finances for his own ego-driven battles.

3. Betrayal of Teachers & Staff

🔹 Backstabbed the very teachers who supported his reinstatement, forcing the madrasah into chaos.
🔹 Campaigned against the previous committee for teacher pay, then left them in an even worse situation once he got power.
🔹 Introduced "voluntary" unpaid work at the madrasah, further exploiting staff, while doubling his pay.

4. Destruction of Community Unity

🔹 Turned brothers, friends, and families against each other—something never seen before in the masjid’s 50-year history.
🔹 Created a clique of power-hungry goons who make all decisions before meetings, rendering other committee members powerless.
🔹 Caused lifelong fractures in the community through his deceit, arrogance, and manipulation.

5. Hypocrisy & Selective Religious Principles

🔹 Claims to follow Deoband, yet never invited notable Deobandi scholars like Mufti Saeed Palanpuri ^ر  or Shaykh Yunus Jawnpuri ^ر 
🔹 Declared photography and video recording haram, yet invited a scholar with an active YouTube channel.
🔹 Preaches against beardless men leading prayers, yet committee members (his own lackeys) openly shave.
🔹 Preaches against TV and images, yet carries a top-end smartphone—what’s on there, Manya?
🔹 Proclaimed in his sermons that "Masjid is for Dhikr, not announcements", yet ran into the jamaat khana, in RAMADHAN, shouting about his car being blocked.

6. Mafia-Style Governance

🔹 Removed elected committee members simply for disagreeing with him.
🔹 Installed a fake trustee board, knowing full well it holds no legal standing.
🔹 Excluded other committee members from decision-making, ruling Tauheedul like a personal fiefdom.
🔹 Turned Tauheedul into a ghost town—from a thriving, packed masjid to empty halls and deserted taraweeh.

To Manya's Cultists:

Where is your response to any of these? Instead of parroting "What about Palestine?", how about answering for:
❓ The financial ruin he has caused?
❓ The corruption and deception?
❓ The destruction of community unity?
❓ The betrayal of teachers and masjid members?
❓ The blatant hypocrisy in his so-called "principles"?

Manya is not a leader—he’s a fraud, a liar, and a disgrace to the legacy of Tauheedul. Keep worshipping your false idol, but know this: he’s bringing you all down with him.

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HR Report's Recommendation of Manya’s Instant Dismissal Had Nothing
to Do with His Speeches – A Desperate Diversion Tactic

As per a very astute observer's anonymous email has informed us, let’s set the record straight : 

Manya’s summary dismissal conclusion in the HR Report had absolutely nothing to do with any of his bayaans or speeches. The HR report that sealed his fate made no mention of his fiery rhetoric from the pulpit. Yet, his loyal goons are scrambling to rewrite the narrative, falsely claiming that his downfall was due to his outspoken sermons on Gaza.

This is nothing more than a pathetic attempt at misdirection. The reality? The Charity Commission (CC), Local Authority Designated Officer (LADO), and HMRC didn’t just show up at Tauheedul by accident. They were brought in because of serious concerns, concerns that had nothing to do with his speeches but everything to do with his corrupt actions.

And let’s not forget how Ibrahim Akubat (the glorified PE Dr) conveniently concealed the safeguarding allegations from the CC notes. Why? What was he covering up? The truth is coming, and it’s going to be damning beyond belief.   Dr Akbubat, what will be your employer's reaction (Birmingham Newman Uni) when they discover that one of their staff members has been concealing safeguarding evidence from the CC ? And heading a campaign to protect an imam that has been independently judged of committing Serious and Gross Misconduct ?

Manya has already ripped apart the unity of this community, but his biggest crime is yet to be revealed. When it does, the irreparable damage he has caused will become painfully clear.

To those still blindly following him—be very careful. He will drag you all down with him. He has no loyalty, only greed and ego. If you’re standing anywhere near him when the next bombshell drops, you’ll be caught in the wreckage.

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Freudian Fantasies, Fuming Fanatics & Manya's Mother's Milk-Obsessed Minions

Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve received yet another batch of deranged ramblings from what appears to be a single Manya-worshipping lunatic—or perhaps a tag team of two equally unhinged individuals, both seemingly nursing a bizarre fixation with "mothers' milk." If Freud were alive today, he’d be rubbing his hands in delight at this textbook case of unresolved childhood trauma.

The level of incoherent rage and obsession in these messages would make a tinfoil-hat conspiracy theorist blush. Apparently, the best defense of Manya's documented corruption, hypocrisy, and community-wrecking leadership isn’t a single shred of evidence or logical argument—it’s threats of divine wrath, nonsensical wailing, and repeated demands that we "grow a pair." (because true bravery is blindly following a charlatan into the abyss.)

Let’s take a moment to appreciate the greatest hits from Manya's fan club:

🔹 "Mothers' milk" obsession – Someone call a therapist. This deep-seated fixation on dairy-based childhood nostalgia has us all deeply concerned. What’s next, accusations of being weaned too early?

🔹 "May Allah deal with you" prayers –  the classic "let's invoke divine punishment because we have no real argument" approach. Sorry, lads, but rage-fueled du'as won’t make the truth disappear.

🔹 "You will be deafened, blinded, and burned in your grave" – We hate to break it to you, but this kind of fire-and-brimstone rhetoric belongs in the script of a bad horror film, not in a civil discussion about mosque governance.

🔹 "I know who you are" – "Zoinks !!".. as Shaggy would say in sheer panic. Not to forget, Ooooh and spooky! Is that a threat? If so, you might want to have a word with your buddy Noor "Baseball Bat" Manya and the goon squad. Because intimidation only proves how desperate you really are.

🔹 "Your stories are less believable than nursery rhymes" – Of course, because the HR report on Manya, the missing £150k, the legal documents, and Manya's own recordings aren’t evidence at all. Just fairy tales, right? If so, we must have found the long-lost brother of the Brothers Grimm.

🔹 "Manya is innocent! But also, Gaza!" – When all else fails, let’s throw in a completely unrelated humanitarian crisis as a shield for Manya's failures. Never mind that he and his cronies wasted £150k on ego-driven court cases instead of using it for Palestine relief.

And then we have the self-righteous tantrum of someone clearly having a meltdown:

“You're nothing but a clown! Carry on with your lies! You will never win! Curse of Almighty be on you!”

In the famous yell of Velma, "Jinkies !!". Someone get this guy a stress ball before he pops a vein.

 Note to the Anonymous Keyboard Warrior(s):

We get it. You’re angry. Your idol is being exposed, and you don’t know how to process it. So instead, you lash out with childish threats, bizarre dairy-based insults, and nonsensical rants. Maybe instead of foaming at the mouth, take a moment of reflection. Or better yet, ask Manya himself—why hasn’t he answered a single allegation? Why is he hiding behind mindless followers like you? 

And by the way—if you're trying to sound tough, maybe drop the “crying for tissues” act. It kind of ruins the effect. 🤡

P.S. – If you’re looking for a new insult, might we suggest something fresh? "Mothers' milk" is getting old.

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Manya Cult's Concern for Gaza: £150K Wasted on His Ego While Palestinians Suffer

Manya and his worshippers are now shamefully using the tragedy in Gaza as a shield to cover his extreme failings. Emotional blackmail and cheap diversion tactics—because when faced with the mountain of evidence exposing their master’s corruption, deceit, and destruction of the community, they have nothing else to say.

If Manya or his dwindling fan base truly cared about the Palestinians, why did he and his riba consuming (£200k/year) chief funder Khanjra, and their band of crooks waste £150K on pointless court battles to massage (Khanjra's expertise) their fragile egos? Imagine the life-saving aid that could have been provided to Gaza with that money. Instead, they burned it all away in legal fees while draining Tauheedul of £50K+, leaving the masjid near bankruptcy.

And what has Manya actually done for the Palestinians? Where is the money he shamelessly took from our mothers and sisters? What tangible aid has he provided? Real Muslim charities deliver action—Manya delivers bombastic empty words. Yet his brain-dead worshippers still parade his meaningless rhetoric like it’s some grand achievement. Pathetic.

So spare us the sanctimonious lectures about Gaza. The reality is, for Manya and his cronies, the suffering of Palestinians is nothing more than a convenient tool to deflect attention from their crimes. A shameless, disgraceful, and cowardly tactic from a so-called ‘imam’ and his brainwashed cult.

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Manya’s Worshippers Exploit Gaza to Shield His Failures—Shameful & Desperate

Shamelessly Exploiting Palestinian Suffering To Shield Manya's Gross Misconduct

It seems that when Manya’s blind followers have no defence left for their master’s failures, corruption, and disgraceful conduct, they resort to the lowest tactic of all—exploiting the suffering of the people of Gaza.

A video is circulating on social media where Manya’s supporters are shamelessly using the tragedy of Gaza as a shield to deflect from his countless failures and corrupt leadership. Instead of addressing the damning HR report, his lies, deceit, division, and destruction of the masjid, they have resorted to emotional blackmail.

The Real Questions They Should Be Asking:

🔹 What exactly has Manya done to help the people of Gaza?
🔹 Where has all the money gone that he collected from our sisters and mothers?
🔹 How much aid has actually reached Gaza from his so-called ‘efforts’?

Genuine Muslim charities walk the walk—they provide real, tangible help to the oppressed. Like everything else he preaches from the pulpit, Manya only talks the talk, and his foolish supporters think that’s something to be proud of. Where’s the accountability for the money? Where’s the proof of real aid?

Exposing Their Cowardice

When faced with undeniable proof of their leader’s disgraceful conduct, these cowards don’t have the backbone to respond. Instead, they play the Gaza card, trying to falsely paint those who hold Manya accountable as somehow being against the Palestinian cause.

This is the hallmark of a cult mentality—when their leader is exposed, they deflect and divert rather than confront the truth. Gaza deserves genuine support, not to be used as a cheap excuse to cover up Manya’s crimes.

If his followers had any real concern for the Ummah, they would be demanding:
-Transparency on where all collected funds have gone.
-Accountability for his divisive and destructive leadership.
-A leader who actually serves the community, instead of ruining it.

But instead, they worship their leader like an infallible saint, using tragedy to manipulate emotions because they have no logical argument left.

This is not about Gaza—this is about Manya’s corruption, lies, and destruction of our masjid.
Using the suffering of our Palestinian brothers and sisters as a political shield to protect a failed leader is nothing short of disgusting.

If you truly care about Gaza, support real relief efforts, demand transparency, and stop using their struggle as a deflection tactic.

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REPORT ON THE INDEPENDENT HR INVESTIGATION INTO THE CONDUCT OF SUHAIL MANYA

(click the image on the left to download the full pdf report)

This is the damning report that Suhail Manya and his band of spineless cronies have done everything in their power to bury. They knew that if the truth came out, their charade of piety and righteousness would crumble, exposing Manya for what he truly is—a deceitful charlatan and a liar of epic proportions.

To those still viewing him as some kind of demigod, wake up. He is leading you to the depths of ignorance. If you still believe your salaah behind him will be rewarded, then you are no better than the blind saint-worshippers of old. The evidence against him is overwhelming, and this report is just the final nail in the coffin.

One of the most damning findings? Manya deliberately withheld Marhoom Hafiz Desai’s ^ر resignation letter, keeping it in his possession for three whole months instead of delivering it to the masjid as was his duty. This was an amanah—a sacred trust from a dying man—yet Manya had no problem violating that trust, proving beyond doubt his utter dishonesty and lack of integrity.

And what of Mirza Lookman Desai and his brother Sajid Desai? These two cowardly men should hang their heads in shame for providing cover and support to the very man who betrayed their own father’s trust. Manya withheld their father’s final words from the masjid, and yet they still stand by him, spinelessly allowing him to continue his reign of deceit.

This report lays it all bare. Read it, and then ask yourself: How much longer will you remain blind to the truth?

We have summarised the report below :

Background

Masjid-e-Tauheedul Islam commissioned Peninsula Face2Face to conduct an independent disciplinary hearing into the conduct of its employee, Suhail Manya, who was employed as an Imam since March 1, 2004. The investigation was initiated following a series of allegations against him, leading to his suspension. Despite being given the opportunity to present his case, Manya failed to attend the hearing and did not provide a written response.

Key Findings

1. Abuse of Authority and Breach of Trust

The investigation revealed that Manya deliberately withheld critical information from the Executive Committee, including the resignation letter of the President, Hafezi Desai, for nearly three months. This act of deception caused unnecessary confusion and disorganization within the committee. The investigation concluded that such conduct amounted to Serious Misconduct, displaying gross negligence in fulfilling his role.

2. Incitement of Violence and Aggressive Behavior

One of the most alarming findings of the investigation was Manya’s involvement in instigating aggressive confrontations within the mosque premises. It was established that he engaged in an altercation with two congregants, aggressively confronting them and shouting provocations such as:

• “Now say it, I’m no longer fasting. Go on, say it again.”

• “You want to fight me? Why don’t you fight me now?”

This led to a physical altercation where a crowd gathered, with shoving and pushing taking place. As an Imam, his primary responsibility is to promote unity and peace; instead, he was found guilty of fueling division and hostility within the mosque. This behavior was classified as Gross Misconduct.

3. Intimidation and Threats Against Mosque Officials

Manya was also accused of attempting to intimidate an Executive Committee member, Faruk Bharucha, by demanding a private meeting at his charity office, Hope and Help. When Bharucha refused, Manya allegedly threatened him by stating, “If you don’t attend this meeting now, I will bring 200 people outside your house later tonight.”

Though the investigation found no direct evidence of this phone call, the recurring pattern of similar intimidation tactics corroborated by multiple witnesses led the investigators to believe that Manya engaged in such behavior. As a result, this was classified as Serious Misconduct.

4. Disruptive Behavior Inside the Mosque

On May 15, 2024, after leading a prayer, Manya deliberately created chaos by making public demands to meet the Trustees, causing a scene inside the mosque. His aggressive outburst led to a large crowd gathering, forcing the police to be called to diffuse the situation. The investigation found that his actions endangered the safety of attendees and caused disorder within the mosque. This was determined to be Gross Misconduct.

5. Breach of Confidentiality and Defiance of Suspension

Following his suspension, Manya was explicitly instructed not to discuss the matter with congregants. However, he openly shared his suspension letter, which led to disturbances inside and outside the mosque. Additionally, despite his suspension, he continued to lead prayers and make public announcements in defiance of his disciplinary terms. These breaches were substantiated with witness testimonies and CCTV footage, leading to a final charge of Gross Misconduct.

Conclusions and Recommendations

The investigation unequivocally determined that:

1. Manya’s repeated acts of deception, aggression, and intimidation have caused irreparable damage to the mosque’s governance and reputation.

2. His conduct was found to be grossly inappropriate for someone in a senior religious position, where ethical integrity and moral leadership are paramount.

3. His behavior breached both the Islamic and legal standards required of an Imam, leading to a total loss of trust and confidence in his ability to continue in his role.

Given the severity of the findings, the investigation recommended immediate dismissal without notice. Additionally, it was suggested that the mosque undertake a full governance review and consider implementing stricter policies to prevent similar issues in the future.

Final Remarks

The independent HR investigation leaves no doubt that Suhail Manya’s tenure has been marred by dishonesty, intimidation, and complete disregard for his responsibilities as an Imam. His continued presence at Masjid-e-Tauheedul Islam has not only fractured the community but has also compromised the sanctity of the mosque.

The findings of this investigation should serve as a wake-up call for the mosque’s leadership and the wider community. A person of such conduct should never again be entrusted with a position of religious or community authority.

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Mufti Mangera in the above audio, is basing his discussion on the famous writing, The Hikam (Wisdom) of the illustrious Sufi master, Ibn `Ata' Allah al-Iskandari  ^ر, which has long been recognised as a timeless and foundational masterpiece in the Islamic tradition of  true leadership and spiritual enlightenment.

And by that very measure, Manya falls woefully short. A man who masquerades as a scholar, yet embodies every flaw that disqualifies a person from guiding others.

🔹 Ignorance of the Deen – The very basics of what is halal and haram seem beyond his grasp. His rulings, decisions, and actions reflect not the sacred law, but his own whims and interests. A true scholar aligns with the Qur'an and Sunnah, not personal vendettas.

🔹 Violating the Sanctity of Believers – How many have suffered from his arrogance? He insults, ridicules, and ostracizes members of the community, turning the masjid into a playground for his ego rather than a sanctuary for worshippers. A true leader unites; Manya divides.

🔹 Engagement in Vanity and Redundant Pursuits – His time isn’t spent on community welfare or self-purification. Instead, he obsesses over controlling the masjid, chasing influence, and fighting petty political battles. His deeds serve himself, not Allah.

🔹 Following Personal Whims Over Shariah – Decisions made before meetings even take place, pre-agreed with his clique, rubber-stamped without consultation. This is not governance by Islamic principles, but by dictatorship and deceit.

🔹 Bad Character with a Careless Attitude – A man whose temper, arrogance, and lack of humility are well known. A true scholar, even in moments of weakness, acknowledges his faults and seeks to improve. Manya, however, doubles down—unapologetic, unrepentant, and utterly oblivious to the damage he inflicts.

This is the so-called leader of the masjid? A man who fits every disqualifying trait Ibn Ata’illah ^ر, warns about? He is no guide, no scholar, and no leader. He is an obstacle, an agent of division, a test for the community.

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Rather than be complicit in the corruption and divisiveness perpetuated by Manya, Mirza Desai, and their nodding clique, these individuals have taken a principled stand—choosing to walk away rather than lend legitimacy to a leadership that operates more like a mafia than a masjid committee. Their resignation is a testament to their refusal to partake in the sins of injustice, deceit, and mismanagement against Allah’s house and the very people it is meant to serve.

Their insight into the destruction caused by these eight individuals is critical. They have highlighted what many in the community already recognise—that Manya and his followers are not acting in the masjid’s best interests, nor are they striving for reconciliation. Their motives are fueled by vendetta, manipulation, and a blatant disregard for governance and Islamic principles. Their agenda is entirely self-serving, bearing no connection to serving Allah’s Deen, His house, or the community. These individuals epitomise what our Deen condemns as fajiroon and fasiqoon—shameless frauds disguising themselves as servants of Islam while, in reality, engaging in political games for their true master, Manya, whom they revere in every way except literal prostration. How else can one explain their complete neglect of the community’s needs, their disregard for the House of Allah, and their pre-arranged decisions—crafted in secret with Manya—rubber-stamped in meetings where the voices of the seven who resigned were never meant to be heard?

By stepping down, these former committee members have preserved their integrity and sent a powerful message: the masjid belongs to the people, not a corrupt elite seeking to exploit it for their own ends. They have not abandoned the masjid; rather, they have removed themselves from a toxic environment so they can continue serving in a capacity that aligns with justice and accountability.

It is clear that the masjid is at a critical crossroads. Without the intervention of respected senior ulama, rather than self-serving opportunists, the downward spiral will only continue. The looming threat of Charity Commission intervention is a stark warning—if the current leadership refuses to act with transparency and sincerity, external forces will step in to restore order, at the cost of the masjid’s autonomy.

To those who have resigned: your actions have not gone unnoticed. The community recognises and appreciates your sacrifice. True leadership is not about clinging to power—it is about standing firm for what is right, even when it comes at a personal cost. May Allah reward your sincerity and efforts, and may He guide the masjid back to the path of righteousness. Ameen.

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A Masjid Held Hostage: The Mafia-Style Rule of Manya & Co.

The latest mass resignation (click image on the right) from the Masjid-e-Tauheedul Islam committee is yet another damning indictment of the disastrous, dictatorial rule of Manya, Mirza Desai, and their seven nodding donkeys. For decades, this Masjid was governed with fairness, transparency, and respect for its constitution. Now, it has been reduced to a fiefdom run by a gang that operates with all the integrity of a backstreet mafia outfit.

The letter from the resigning committee members lays bare the utter shambles that this so-called leadership has created. What was once a democratic body, elected to serve the community, has become a rubber-stamp council, where real decision-making is controlled by Manya and his cronies, who meet in secret, pre-plan outcomes, and render other committee members powerless.

Governance in Shambles

Let’s break down the stunning failures listed in the resignation letter:

1. A Sham Election of Office Bearers

   • The appointment of the Chairman and office bearers was arranged through a hastily called meeting, ensuring certain members were absent. This is how despots operate—rigging the system before anyone has a chance to challenge them.

2. The Unlawful Reinstatement of Manya

   • Manya, under investigation for gross misconduct, was reinstated in record time, without due process or any consideration of the serious allegations against him. Apparently, safeguarding and accountability mean nothing when it comes to their dear leader.

3. Decision-Making Monopoly

   • The "select group" of eight puppets arrives at meetings with decisions already made. No room for discussion, no input from the wider committee—just a dictatorship in full force.

4. Transparency? What’s That?

   • Agendas, minutes, and key documents are deliberately withheld from the other members, ensuring they are unable to prepare or participate meaningfully in meetings. If there is nothing to hide, why all the secrecy?

5. Suspensions Without Due Process

   • Trustees have been suspended arbitrarily, without any clear reason or procedure. This is governance at its most corrupt, where personal vendettas dictate decisions rather than rules and regulations.

Why Did They Resign?

The answer is simple: they were excluded, sidelined, and treated like outsiders—because they refused to be part of a rigged, corrupt system that only serves the interests of Manya and his lackeys. The very men who once accused the previous committee of lacking transparency are now running the Masjid like a private club, hiding financials, blocking oversight, and trampling over constitutional procedures.

Where Are the Monthly Accounts?

For over two decades, Masjid financial accounts were displayed every month for all to see—a perfect example of transparency. But since this circus took over? Silence. Apparently, those who can't string together a grammatically correct sentence are also unable to produce a simple financial statement.

The Bitter Truth

The sad reality is that Manya and his cohorts are unfit to run a corner shop, let alone a Masjid. Their inability to govern with fairness and transparency has led to mass resignations, a divided community, and a financial black hole. This was never about serving the Deen; it was about power, control, and personal gain.

The community must now ask: How much longer will we allow these illiterate, power-hungry frauds to tarnish the legacy of our elders and destroy what was once a light of Islamic unity?

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Manya's Masjid Manners—Where Did They Go? 

Lo and Behold the wisdom of Manya ! The same Manya who, in his grand, arrogant and pompous style, declared (2023) : 

💭 “I swear in the name of Allah, It pains me when I hear disruption in the mosque.”
💭 “Announcements of cars parked incorrectly are against mosque etiquettes.”

A man of principles, right? A man who believes the masjid is only for Allah Allah and not for mundane matters like parking announcements... until, of course, his own car gets blocked!

And lo and behold, Ramadan 2024—witness the grand U-turn of the century! Who comes storming into the jamaat khana in a huff? None other than Manya himself, hijacking the microphone to make an urgent parking announcement. Why? Because his car was blocked.

So, dear congregation, is he now part of security? Or was this his own personal version of Allah Allah in the masjid? Or perhaps a new fiqh ruling where parking issues only count as mosque disruption when they don’t involve him?

The hypocrisy is so thick, you could spread it like butter on naan. And the community has noticed.

👀 The Laughing Stock of Blackburn
Manya's antics have done what even the biggest Eid sales couldn’t—brought the entire community together... in finally seeing Manya's grand hypocrisy :   

📱 Youngsters have bookmarked the website, treating it like their new Netflix series—“The Chronicles of Manya.”
💬 Women are discussing and sharing the updates with the same enthusiasm as their Insta and Snapchat stories.
📲 The website link is spreading faster than Eid Mubarak messages on WhatsApp.
🎭 Jamaats between youngsters, from different towns are laughing at his expense, calling the website creator a “genius.”

And while Manya's Mixlr talks struggle to find listeners, the website’s stats are tallying past them faster than Manya's wage hike.

The irony? Manya did this to himself. No one forced him to contradict his own grand speeches, no one told him to make a mega fool of himself in front of the whole masjid. But, as the idiom goes, when arrogance meets incompetence, the results are always comedy gold.

So, what’s next for our penny shop molvi? Perhaps a talk titled:

"Hypocrisy in the Masjid—But Only If It’s Not Me Doing It!"

Stay tuned, folks. Manya's masjid misadventures never disappoint! 🎭

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The Collapse of Bicknell Under Manya – A Self-Inflicted Curse

For past 30 years, Qari Abdul Rashid Ajmeri, a senior Naqshbandi alim, has graced Bicknell Masjid every Ramadan, offering his wisdom, guidance, and uplifting bayaans to the musallis. His presence was a staple of the mosque’s spiritual atmosphere, a key part of the sacred days of Ramadan.

But this year? He refused to attend.

Instead, he blessed the Markaz, delivering an inspiring talk after Fajr, uplifting the hearts of those present—as is expected of a true scholar.

Why Did He Refuse? Why did he break his 30-year tradition and not set foot in Tauheedul this time?

One reason: Manya.

Manya is a cancelled figure—no reputable mosque or institution wants anything to do with him. His reputation is in tatters, and he is now a liability wherever he goes.

The reality is plain for all to see:

• Bicknell is a ghost town—the musallis have left.
• His talks are devoid of both substance and audience—only a handful of his deluded followers cling to the wreckage of his failed leadership.
• Iftar time is lifeless—a stark contrast to the vibrancy of the past 40+ years.
• Other masaajid are thriving—Masjide Taqwa, Masjide Vali, Maryam Musalla, Eldon, even the humble Lammack Musalla is bursting with activity — all these places full, all bustling with worshippers. 

The Bicknell Boycott is Real

People have taken a firm stance—they will not return until Manya is gone. What one is seeing at Bicknell is uniquely unpresented. A Ramadan where it doesn't feel like Ramadan. For over 50 years, this month brought a true sense of barakah, noor, and unity—yet for the first time, those who have visited, even on rare occasions, describe it as feeling like being at a graveyard.

This masjid was once a fortress of worship, built through the blood, sweat, and sacrifices of elders like Marhoom President Haji Adam Fansiwala ^ر —a man whose intervention and meeting with the Qatari Amir secured the millions that funded the very building we see today. And yet, the same masjid that Manya now presides over is the one he has spent years cursing and defaming the very man who made it possible.

What kind of shameless ingrate bites the hand that built the house he stands in? It was Haji Adam ^ر, dedicated committees, and sincere Muslims who toiled tirelessly to establish this masjid—a masjid that Manya has shown nothing but contempt for.

But in typical fashion, Manya has destroyed it all. Just like he did with Bolton Darul Uloom, he has now dragged Bicknell into ruin.

It’s not an accident. It’s his nature.

The question remains—how long will this failed experiment continue? How long before the community rises up and reclaims Bicknell from the clutches of a man who has turned it into an empty, lifeless shell of what it once was?

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When Illiterates Run a Masjid: A Masterclass in Grammar and Spelling Disasters

"In a whole" - they certainly are !!

When a masjid is entrusted to the hands of the illiterate, the results are both tragic and comical. A recent notice, supposedly an official communication, is riddled with spelling errors, grammatical disasters, and a sheer lack of basic writing etiquette. From butchering common phrases to starting with the nonsensical "In a whole" and concluding with an anonymous "let me conclude," this shambolic piece of writing is a testament to the incompetence of those now running the affairs of the masjid. If they can’t even string a proper sentence together, how can they be trusted with managing a religious institution? Let’s dissect this linguistic catastrophe and expose the intellectual bankruptcy of Manya’s loyal band of fools.

1) "AWW"

• Issue: This is an improper and lazy abbreviation of "Assalamu Alaikum wa Rahmatullahi wa Barakatuh."
• Correction: The full greeting should be written out properly instead of using a casual, disrespectful shorthand.

2) "Alhamdulillah Allah SWT has granted us another Ramadan to reap the benefits from it."

• Issue: Awkward phrasing; "reap the benefits from it" sounds unnatural.
• Correction: "Alhamdulillah, Allah SWT has granted us another Ramadan to reap its blessings."

3) "As many of you are aware we try to provide a wholesome experience for all attending our Masjid."

• Issue: Missing comma after "aware"
• Correction: "As many of you are aware, we try to provide a wholesome experience for all attending our Masjid."

4) "From the first Salaat of fajr to Tarawih the Masjid is occupied with spirituality and Khidmah throughout the day and also not forgetting additional programmes over the weekend for the youth and our families."

• Issues:
  • "Salaat" should be "Salah" (consistent spelling)
  • "fajr" should be capitalised ("Fajr")
  • The phrase "also not forgetting" is clumsy and incorrect.
• Correction: "From the first Salah of Fajr to Tarawih, the Masjid remains engaged in spirituality and Khidmah throughout the day, along with additional programs over the weekend for the youth and families."

5) "This all has not been possible without the relentless Khidmah from all of us near and far"

• Issue: "This all has not been possible" is incorrect English.
• Correction: "None of this would have been possible without the relentless Khidmah from all of us, near and far."

6) "In a whole the Masjid cannot succeed without our members and all the volunteers who take out their personal time and effort for the betterment of the community."

Correction: "As a whole, the Masjid cannot succeed without our members and all the volunteers who dedicate their personal time and effort for the betterment of the community."

• Issues:
  • contains an incorrect usage of "In a whole."
  • Incorrect phrase – "In a whole" is grammatically incorrect. The correct phrase should be "As a whole" or "On the whole."
  • Clunky sentence structure – The sentence is poorly structured and lacks clarity.

7) "We can’t list individually all the kindness, goodness and without any pride that individuals and also families have provided for the masjid and the betterment of the community."

• Issues:
  • "We can’t list individually" is awkward.
  • The phrase "goodness and without any pride" is incorrect in structure.
  • The word "masjid" should be capitalised for consistency.
• Correction: "We cannot individually list all the acts of kindness and generosity that individuals and families have contributed to the Masjid and the betterment of the community."

8) "You can also stay in touch with the masjid via the livestream & website that has been operating for the last 10 years alhamdulillah another great success for our masjid by volunteers."

• Issues:
  • "masjid" should be capitalised.
  • "livestream & website" should be "livestream and website" for formal writing.
  • Missing punctuation before "Alhamdulillah."
• Correction: "You can also stay in touch with the Masjid via the livestream and website, which has been operating for the last 10 years. Alhamdulillah, another great success for our Masjid by volunteers."

9) "Our Masjid provides an open-door policy when it comes to Services we provide"

• Issue: "Services" should not be capitalised.
• Correction: "Our Masjid follows an open-door policy when it comes to the services we provide."

10) "We are aware many of our members do not live within the locality and find it difficult to attend, but please a humble request is come and join us and share an iftar with your family, friends and community."

• Issues:
  • "but please a humble request is come" is completely incorrect grammar.
• Correction: "We are aware that many of our members do not live within the locality and find it difficult to attend, but we humbly request you to join us and share an iftar with your family, friends, and community."

11) "We need to carry on and keep contributing to the welfare of our community whether its for the young old and sick and also not forgetting the huge charity work and contribution this community has done over the years, and we can all agree our masjid and community has never fallen short on that."

• Issues:
  • "whether its" should be "whether it’s" (missing apostrophe).
  • "young old and sick" should be "young, old, and sick" (missing commas).
  • "not forgetting" is informal and awkward.
• Correction: "We need to continue contributing to the welfare of our community, whether it’s for the young, old, or sick. Additionally, we acknowledge the immense charity work and contributions this community has made over the years, and we can all agree that our Masjid and community have never fallen short in this regard."

12) "Let me end on a humble request to all, Ramadan is a time for giving in whatever Capacity one can give physically, spiritually, financially, please carry on and whatever rewards we are reaping now from the sacrifices of the past we will see the same for our coming generations."

• Issues:
  • "Capacity" should not be capitalised.
  • The sentence is too long and lacks clarity.
• Correction: "Let me conclude with a humble request to all. Ramadan is a time for giving, whether physically, spiritually, or financially. Please continue to give, and whatever rewards we are reaping today from past sacrifices, we will see the same for future generations."

13) Errors & Omissions in the Notice:

1. No Mention of the Author

   • The notice ends with a personal pronoun: "Let me conclude..." but nowhere does it state who the author is.
   • This is a lack of accountability—who exactly is speaking on behalf of the Masjid? Why is the writer hiding behind anonymity?

2. Disjointed Writing Style

   • The shift from a formal announcement to a personal appeal using "I" and "me" is abrupt and unprofessional for an official notice.
   • If an individual is making a personal plea, their name should be mentioned.
   • Otherwise, it should maintain a formal tone representing the entire committee rather than an unnamed, faceless writer.

3. Suspicious Lack of Transparency

   • Who is actually begging for donations here?
   • Is this Manya? Is this Desai? Or one of the nodding donkeys?
   • Why not sign off with an actual name? Are they afraid of accountability for the desperate state of affairs they’ve created?

Correction:

A proper announcement should either:

• Maintain a neutral, committee-based tone without personal pronouns like "I" or "me."
• OR clearly state the author’s name and position instead of this vague, anonymous plea.

This omission is not accidental—it's a deliberate attempt to avoid responsibility while guilt-tripping the community into handing over their money.

General Observations:

1. Sloppy Writing & Laziness – The letter is riddled with errors that show a lack of professionalism, effort, and literacy.
2. Casual and Lazy Abbreviations – Using "AWW" instead of a proper greeting is disrespectful and shows a lack of sincerity.
3. No Mention of "Bismillah" – Failing to start with the name of Allah in a formal Masjid statement is a disgrace.
4. Desperation for Money & Attendance – The entire message reads like a desperate plea for both financial donations and attendance.
5. Contradictions – They speak of community generosity in the past, yet are openly begging for funds in a way that was never seen before in Tauheedul’s history.

This notice is a poorly written embarrassment that reflects the total incompetence of the individuals running the Masjid.

Tauheedul is on its Knees, Begging for People, Begging for Money, Begging just to Survive.

First, they begged for people to attend the masjid—because the once-thriving institution has been driven into the ground by Manya, Mirza Desai, and their 7 nodding donkeys. The masjid that once stood as an envious example of unity and strength is now a ghost town, abandoned by the very people who built it.

And now? They are begging for money. Because after months of financial mismanagement, corruption, and arrogance, they have run the masjid into a financial black hole.

Where Are Manya's Big-Spending Shayateen Now?

When it came to court cases, backstabbing, and bringing Tauheedul to its knees, the money flowed like a river. Tens of Thousands upon thousands wasted on legal battles—to fuel Manya's  fragile ego and his gang’s thirst for power and revenge.

So, where are those “generous donors” now?

• Where are the Khanjras—who emptied their pockets to fund lawsuits but now run a mile when the masjid needs financial help?
• Where is Kovariwala, Talha Bhikhi, Maaz Golita, Darbar, Noor Manya, the glorified PE Dr. etc — who were happy to take part in the destruction of Tauheedul but can’t be seen when it comes to supporting Allah’s house?

These people had deep pockets when it came to destroying the masjid—but now, when the same masjid needs support, they vanish like rats from a sinking ship.

The Hypocrisy Is Blinding

• They fought tooth and nail to bring Manya back.
• They poured money into court battles to bring chaos to Tauheedul, at the same time draining it of precious funds.
• They spent like kings to fuel their ego-driven vendettas.

And now? Not a single penny for Allah’s house.

Manya's Masjid of Hypocrisy

This isn’t Tauheedul anymore. This is Manya's Masjid of Hypocrisy—where money flows freely for vindictiveness and power grabs, but when it comes to the masjid’s survival, silence.

So here we are. Begging for people to come. Begging for money. Begging to survive.

What a humiliating and pathetic legacy for Manya and his cronies. May Allah disgrace those who put their egos above His house.

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Tauheedul’s New Low: Begging for People, Begging for Money, Begging for Survival

Never before in the history of Masjid-e-Tauheedul Islam has the community witnessed such an outright, shameless financial plea. The latest message from the so-called executive committee—or rather, Manya, Mirza Desai, and their 7 nodding donkeys—is nothing short of a desperate attempt to cover up their catastrophic mismanagement.

For decades, Tauheedul was built and maintained through the quiet sacrifice of sincere elders, and mosque goers voluntary donations, who gave from their own pockets without resorting to public begging. Those men and their households—who toiled day and night to establish this institution—would be in utter despair to see the state of affairs today. These were people of dignity, honour, and sincerity. They didn’t need to hold out the begging bowl like Oliver Twist whimpering, “Please sir, can I have some more?”

The Depth of Their Ignorance is Astounding

If ever proof was needed of the sheer incompetence and jahiliyyah of those now running (or rather, ruining) this masjid, look no further than this letter. They don’t even have the courtesy to properly write the Islamic salutations! Instead of greeting the community with "Assalamu Alaikum wa Rahmatullahi wa Barakatuh," they lazily scrawl "AWW" as if the masjid were now being run by a group chat of teenagers too idle to type a few extra words.

And it doesn’t stop there. Where is Bismillah? Every righteous act begins with the name of Allah. In fact every matter of importance that is not begun with the praise of Allah will be left deficient (Ibn Majah), yet in their thirst for wealth, Allah’s name and His praise was conveniently forgotten. This isn’t an accident. This is a sign from Allah, for all to see, exposing the true state of these so-called leaders. These are godless people running Allah’s house—empty souls who see Tauheedul not as a masjid, but as a cash cow to be milked.

A Desperate Masjid, A Dying Institution

The masjid they inherited was financially stable—a pillar of the community. What changed? What does this letter actually reveal?

• It screams of a collapsing institution. When was the last time Tauheedul had to resort to such open-handed begging especially when nothing new is being developed ?
• It exposes the committee’s utter failure. Their policies, arrogance, and power-hungry tactics have driven people away—and now they have no choice but to grovel.
• It confirms the dire state of Manya’s leadership. This masjid was once respected. Now? They’re rattling the donation tin like street-side beggars.

The Real Message Behind the Words

This isn’t an invitation to Ramadan generosity—it’s a financial SOS signal. This is Manya, Mirza Desai, and their cronies admitting they have run the masjid into the ground. Their destruction is so thorough, so complete, that now the only solution left is to fleece the same community they divided.

And the funniest part? They’re pretending nothing is wrong. Asking for donations while hiding the real reason why they even need them in the first place.

Tauheedul wasn’t built by beggars. But under Manya and his cronies, it has now been reduced to a desperate, outstretched hand.

If you are considering donating to the masjid, don’t be fooled into thinking your money is going towards the actual running of the masjid—because it isn’t.

Instead, your hard-earned donations are being siphoned off to cover the financial catastrophe created by Manya and his gang of incompetents.

Where Will Your Donations REALLY Go?

🔴 100% Pay Rise for Manya – While teachers were forced to work for free, Manya doubled his salary overnight. Your donations? Straight into his pockets.

🔴 Covering the Black Hole in the Masjid’s Finances – Created by none other than Manya and his goons, who shamelessly reported the masjid to HMRC regarding National Minimum Wage, forcing a wage bill explosion. Now, they expect YOU to pay for their betrayal.

🔴 Paying for Their Own Incompetence – The reckless mismanagement by Manya and the 7 nodding donkeys has pushed Tauheedul into financial ruin.

Instead of taking responsibility, they are passing the bill onto the community.

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The hypocrisy of Manya, Darbar, and their band of gullible followers has reached peak levels. The very same individuals who whipped up a storm last year, instigating protests, spreading propaganda, and demanding "justice" for teachers, are now nowhere to be seen when those very same teachers are being ruthlessly betrayed by the men they fought to reinstate.

Let’s rewind to last year—Noor Mohammad Manya, the pint-sized rabble-rouser, was leading a chorus of outrage over madrasah fees. Protests were orchestrated, WhatsApp groups flooded with rage, and even sisters and mothers were shamelessly used as pawns in this campaign of deception. Women were being called upon to picket outside the masjid, chanting for Manya's reinstatement. Where is that same righteous indignation now?

The reality? Manya and Darbar —whose very statements to the court backstabbed the institution by complaining to HMRC about "financial irregularities"—are now at the helm, bleeding the madrasah dry while teachers are either forced to work for free or shown the door. The so-called “defenders of teachers” have left them in the lurch.

A Few Questions for the ‘Useful Idiots’

• Noor Manya, munchkin brother of Manya, you led the protests against the fee hikes—where’s your grand speech now?
• Zakir Kamboli, you claimed, “All will be revealed.” Well? What’s been revealed, other than the sheer incompetence and corruption of your dear leader?
• Farzana Waka, you were so quick to call the previous committee thieves—where’s your evidence against Mirza Lookman Desai and his band of crooks?
• Taz, you screamed about the masjid holding millions in assets and urged legal action. Where’s that energy gone now that Mirza Desai and Manya now that they are demolishing an institution built over 5 decades of mujahidah by our elders ?
• Munira Apa, you wept for your "beloved Imam"—how do you feel now, seeing him engineer this financial disaster?
• Talha (Mol Abdullah’s son), you demanded to know why fees went up. Are you still asking, or has reality hit yet?
• Mona, your constant moaning was a staple of last year’s fiasco—where is your voice when the actual betrayal unfolds?

The Bitter Truth

Manya and Desai have done exactly what the previous committee was falsely accused of—only worse. The fee hike was inevitable, the madrasah is on life support, and teachers are being discarded like trash. The same teachers that forfeited wages in a show of loyalty towards the then-suspended Manya  and demanded his return. You must feel like absolute useful and gullible idiots ? If not, then you are lost cause !!

So, where is the protest now? Where are the placards, the furious WhatsApp messages, the self-righteous speeches? Now that your own golden boy has revealed his true colours, you’ve all conveniently disappeared into the shadows.

Congratulations, you were played—used as foot soldiers in Manya's personal war for power. And now, the very same man you fought for is laughing all the way to his double-pay salary while you sit in silence, licking your wounds.

Manya's betrayal isn’t just of the teachers—it’s of every single one of you who believed in him. Let that sink in.

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Betrayal at Its Finest – Manya, Mirza Desai and Darbar’s Backstabbing of Their Own Supporters

The foundation of the madrasah was laid in the late 60s by sincere individuals who selflessly dedicated their time and effort to Islamic education. Over decades, this institution flourished, producing thousands of Huffaz and scholars, becoming a benchmark for Islamic learning in the Western world. However, under the disastrous leadership of Manya and Darbar, the madrasah is now in complete disarray, with 20% of students already withdrawn due to the sheer incompetence and sinister motives of those in charge.

The very same teachers who blindly supported Manya, fought for his reinstatement, and even returned their wages as a gesture of loyalty now find themselves stabbed in the back. First, they were coerced into volunteering for free, then pushed toward "voluntary" redundancies, and now they are being systematically forced out through mandatory redundancies.

This is the final insult—the so-called ‘justice seekers’ of last year are now the victims of the very tyranny they helped install. Manya and Darbar weaponised their trust, using them as pawns to achieve their own selfish agenda. These teachers, who were once encouraged to fight for fair wages and "justice," are now being discarded like used tissues, with no concern for their livelihoods.

The same Manya who cried crocodile tears about fairness and justice now sits comfortably with double the pay, while the very teachers who supported him are being thrown to the wolves. And Desai, the spineless enforcer, is executing this betrayal like a loyal lapdog, ensuring Manya remains untouched while the teachers face the consequences.

Where is the justice now?

Where are the grand speeches of fairness?

This is the brutal reality of aligning with fraudsters and hypocrites—when they have used you for their cause, you are disposable. Let this be a lesson to all who still think Manya and his cronies are in it for the community. Their only loyalty is to their own pockets and power.

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The Dopey Duos Final Gamble: Sinking Together in Desperation

Manya has been summoned by the Charity Commission (CC), and the panic is palpable. This latest round of desperate maneuvering by Desai and his clique of crooks is nothing more than an attempt to shield Manya from the inevitable consequences of his actions.

We've seen this pattern before—whenever Manya's position is at risk, his mob ramps up their aggressive tactics. Desai, who never cared to engage with the trustees before, suddenly sought an urgent meeting with them on 29/01. Why? Because the CC specifically wants to talk to Manya about Manya—and that’s a conversation he desperately wants to avoid. The trustees, sensing the ploy, told Desai to put his request in writing, detailing an agenda - as per legal protocol. Predictably, Desai, ever the coward, failed to do so. Instead, he resorted to his usual deceptive tactics, including deliberately spelling his name wrong on the fraudulent trustee dismissal letter and installing a set of "new trustees" that hold no legal authority.

At its core, this entire charade is Manya clinging to relevance. Knowing his time is running out, he has doubled down on sinking the entire ship with him. This forced “trustee change” is nothing but a petty, ego-driven move—an illusion of power to make it seem like he has won. But the truth is clear: it means absolutely nothing. The trustees remain legally in place unless they themselves appoint new ones. Manya and Desai are fully aware of this, and so is the entire community.

As for the four newly "appointed" trustees, welcome to the puppet show—you’re simply the latest props in Manya’s tragicomic downfall. The real question is: when Manya finally falls, will Desai go down with him?

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The Never-Ending Con of Manya & His Hapless Henchman Mirza Desai

If history has taught us anything, it is that a fraudster will always find new ways to reinvent his deception. And in the case of the fasiq fraudster Manya, the script has remained exactly the same—just a new stage and a fresh set of gullible fools to manipulate.

Manya’s track record of fraud, deception, and power grabs started long before his hostile takeover attempt at Masjid-e-Tauheedul Islam. His Bolton DU scam serves as a blueprint of how he operates:

1. He infiltrates religious institutions by charming his way into positions of trust.
2. He isolates and removes strong leadership under false pretenses.
3. He eyes up the institution's financial assets for his own use.
4. He manipulates weaker-minded individuals to do his dirty work.
5. When cornered, he uses legal loopholes and intimidation tactics to create chaos.

The Bolton DU Playbook – Rewritten for Tauheedul

At Bolton DU, Manya infiltrated by flattering influential figures like Yusuf Bhailok, pretending to be a selfless scholar. Once he had Bhailok's trust, he turned on the principal, Qari Nanji, and forced his removal.

With the real leadership gone, Manya then set his sights on the trust board and its financial assets. When Yusuf Bhailok wouldn’t hand over authority easily, Manya worked behind the scenes to engineer a restraining order against him, eliminating his biggest threat.

His next target was Ahmed Bhai, another trustee. When he refused to grant the fajir Manya access to the Charity Commission portal, Manya created a duplicate charity with his own hand-picked trustees and physically barred Ahmed Bhai from entering trustee meetings. For clear cut evidence of his fraud Click Here

But justice caught up with Manya. The teachers at DU, lead by Bhailok, finally seeing through his deceit, stood up against him and ousted him,  forcing on him an ultimatum,   leave or face a criminal trial of attempted fraud - knowing he was caught red handed, he had to walk away in utter disgrace.

Now, He’s Doing It Again – With Desai as His Puppet

At Tauheedul, Manya has been obsessed with removing the trustees, as he knows they are his final obstacle to full control over the institution’s assets.

Since March 2023, Manya has been plotting ways to oust the trustees, first through inciting riots in Ramadhan, then by manipulating his clueless lapdog Desai into carrying out his dirty work.

The recent "vote" to remove the trustees is a complete legal farce. Manya knows it holds no legal standing, but in desperation, he has convinced Desai to put his neck on the line by issuing illegal letters and fraudulent public notices.

Mirza Desai: The Ultimate Fall Guy

If Manya's modus operandi is fraud, Desai’s is sheer unadulterated stupidity. Despite zero legal authority, zero constitutional basis, and zero understanding of charity law, the gormeless Desai has blindly followed Manya's orders, thinking that issuing a letter on headed paper magically makes it valid.

But here’s the real kicker:

• If this goes to court, it won’t be Manya on the line—it will be Desai.
• Manya, like a slippery snake slithering for cover, distanced himself, using dopey Mirza Desai as the frontman for these illegal actions.
• If the Charity Commission intervenes, shit for brains Mirza Desai will be the one held responsible for signing off on fraudulent removals.

The Inevitable Collapse of Manya’s House of Lies

Manya and Desai's actions are not just morally corrupt—they are legally fraudulent. The trustees remain legally recognized, and this latest stunt only exposes the sheer desperation and idiocy of Manya and his sycophants.

Like at Bolton DU, the walls are closing in. The only difference this time is that Manya is letting Desai take the fall.

The question is:

• How much longer will Desai continue being Manya’s pawn?
• And when the clueless wonder Mirza Desai is finally thrown under the bus, will he finally realise he was just another gullible fool in Manya’s long con?

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Lookman Desai: A Man of Many Names, But No Backbone

When Lookman Desai (or should we say "Lukeman Yusuf" today?) signed off the bogus committee vote letter attempting to oust the trustees, one thing stood out—he didn’t even have the courage to sign his real name.

Instead of signing as Lookman Yusuf, the name he has used officially for years, he conveniently changed it to "Lukeman Yusuf"—a pathetic, village-level attempt at distancing himself from legal repercussions when (not if) his illegal stunt backfires.

Where did he learn this amateur trick? None other than his House Master, Suhel Adam Master aka Suhel Master aka Suhel Manya aka Suhail Manya! The very same Manya who:
- Signs different names on documents to avoid liability.
- Uses "Suhel Adam Master" on some papers, "Suhel Manya" and "Suhail Manya" on others—thinking it will shield him legally.
- Did the exact same thing with the Hope and Help charity (click here), playing with multiple names to dodge accountability.

So here we have it—Mirza Desai, the self-proclaimed President, hiding behind an alternate spelling like a frightened schoolboy caught cheating on a test.

 If he really believes in what he’s done, why not sign with the name everyone knows him by?

Simple: Because he knows this is illegal.

Only a coward tries to rewrite his own name when facing potential legal fallout. And only a bigger coward follows the lead of a fraudster like Manya.

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Let's See Who The Legally Recognised Trustees Are

Yep, They're Still There - No Matter What Mirza Desai and His Divine Messages Tell Him

Click Here To See For Yourselves 

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OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

FROM THE “WE MAKE UP RULES AS WE GO” COMMITTEE

📜 SUBJECT: IMAGINARY TRUSTEE REMOVAL 📜

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Mirza Desai's Istikhara Excuse : Manya Told Me ?